War
War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
- How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
- Sinners, I believe.
Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
-- M*A*S*H, from The General's Practitioner (S05E20)