In the beginning

Everything here from before October 2013 was on Twitter. I moved it all over to here instead.

Here is the final batch I've just copied and pasted in. Behold my first tweets! The dumb jokes and experiments of a man searching for meaning.

  1. 12 Sep 11
    β€œI fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee
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  2. 16 Aug 11
    A) Got any jokes about sodium? B) Na.
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  3. 2 Aug 11
    why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.
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  4. 6 Jul 11
    My Location@1:54pm,7/6 South Korea, 560 Haenghyeon-ri, Sang-myeon, Gapyeong-gun, Gyeonggi-do
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  5. 3 May 11
    μ£Όμ œλ‚¨κ²Œ λ‚˜μ„œλŠ” 직원듀을 μ•„μ£Ό μ•„μ£Ό μ•„μ£Ό μ‹«μ–΄μš”.
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  6. 1 May 11
    jackie chan sex scandal
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  7. 25 Jan 11
    기사가 μ—†λŠ” λ²„μŠ€κ°€ κ°€νŒŒλ₯Έ 언덕을 ν­μ£Όν–ˆλ‹€.
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  8. 25 Jan 11
    λ‚˜λŠ” μ–΄μ ―λ°€μ•  ν­μŒν–ˆλ‹€.
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  9. 24 Jan 11
    κ·ΈλŠ” 아직 철이 덜 λ“€μ—ˆλ‹€.
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  10. 21 Jan 11
    이년에 μ—΄λ²ˆ 이년아λ₯Ό μ³μš”.
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  11. 21 Jan 11
    건물에 μ‹œν•œ 폭탄을 μž₯μΉ˜ν–ˆλ‹€λŠ” μ „ν™”κ°€ μžˆμ—ˆλ‹€.
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  12. 10 Jan 11
    섀사 폭발 λ•Œλ¬Έμ— μˆ˜μ—…μ„ 쑰퇴해야 ν•˜κ³  μžˆμ–΄μš”.
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  13. 27 Dec 10
    μ•…ν•œμ€ κ·Έ μ‚¬λžŒμ˜ μ˜†κ΅¬λ¦¬λ₯Ό λ‚˜μ΄ν”„λ‘œ ν‘Ή μ°”λ €λ‹€.
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  14. 19 Nov 10
    http://twitpic.com/3845kx Did i ever mention that theres an airplane outside my classroom window?
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  15. 5 Oct 10
    @ μΈν•˜λŒ€μ •λ¬Έ(37-099/Incheon)
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  16. 1 Oct 10
    http://twitpic.com/2tle0e http://twitpic.com/2tldyh Showing love for the central valley at a local culture festival
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My first non-testing-purposes tweet was 2010-10-01. Today is, providentially, 2013-10-01. Something about October always brings me back.

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